Cockroaches. Why does it have to be cockroaches?

I was taking my shower, when I saw the most ugly thing in the world, ( Besides, Michael Jackson of course). A freakin' cockroach!

You know, I'm trying very hard to be cool and everything, but dammit, I hate cockroach. I'm scared of that little bugger.

So, I have a complete and understandable reason for immediately getting the hell out of the toilet, screaming like the chick in Jason the 13th.


Come on, seriously, who DOESN'T hate cockroaches?

They are ugly, they are a pest and they look so damn frightening.

And it greatly depressed me that in theory, the roaches can never extinct. NEVER.

They can survive a nuclear explosions. And we cant. Its quite sad,you know, to know that our most powerful weapon can't kill the cockroaches. So anyone who survived Hiroshima or Nagasaki, can be call a cockroaches. ( Note-to-self: Delete paragraph containing 'Japanese are roaches' insult)

Then, they can survive a week with a head. Which to be honest,is quite impressive. But on the other hand, Bush can survive years without a brain. That's more impressive.

Anyway, I'm officially feel awkward talking bout cockroaches. Don't I have a better things to talk about? Like uh,um,uh,um,UHHH.

FIFI OUT.


ps: No, I don't hate Japanese. I love them. They're the one who created Playstation, so who doesn't love them?